For those with expert-level bullshit detection and a flair for the mystical arts, this Professional Cuntologist T-Shirt is your new daily uniform. Featuring an original illustrated design of a pink witchy hand, tarot cards, stars, and an all-seeing eye planchette, it mixes dark humour with magical aesthetic, perfect for spiritual sass queens, tarot readers, alternative babes, and chaos professionals everywhere.

Designed in York, UK by an independent creative studio, this tee is printed to order, guaranteeing a vibrant, long-lasting print every time.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favourite.

Fabric Details
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid centre creasing
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric structure.

A perfect gift for tarot lovers, witchy women, and anyone certified in mystical fuckery.

FEATURES

• Witchy, aesthetic humour design
• Soft, breathable cotton
• Unisex fit
• Durable double-stitch construction
• Printed to order
• Designed in York, UK

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Haus Of Beka and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 2 Tisbury Road, Yo264UJ or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.